Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E. Lewis
Beer isn't just beer....beer needs a home.
Die Welt, German newspaper, 1976
20 years from now, one of us will be older and wiser. Or one of us will be dead. Whose to say? Me...I need another drink.
Midnight on the Firing Line
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill:
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.
William Butler Yeats
Beer brewers shall sell no beer to the citizens, unless it be three weeks old; to the foreigner they may knowingly sell younger beer.
German Beer Law, 1466